Saturday, February 6, 2010

I've assembled 97 cars! All of them fictional!

Beyond showing off one's personal effects, I'm often amused by an overexertion of intelligence and experience as well when two people compete for the same mate.

To keep the automotive trend, the girl in question is actually very knowledgeable about cars. She's taken apart several engines in the past on her own, and was raised around mechanics. She knows the inside of an automobile better than most people know the embarrassing birthmarks they have on the inner thigh.

Guy A tries to court her with flagrant language, attempting to romanticize the way that a piston moves. He makes himself out to seem so much more involved than he actually is, regardless of how much of his life he spends in his workshop. He tries to emphasize it too heavily, and ultimately fails. This example often happens when guys talk about their penises, often alienating women before they even have a chance to find out they were lied to.

Guy B however makes no claims about his experience with cars that are not true. He has the ability to do much with one, but seldom has the opportunity. He's more of a tinkerer, but when he talks about what he's done, he does not lie about it.

Nine times out of ten, Guy B will end up being that close male friend that never becomes more, despite being better suited for the female in question. On the rare occasion that he does become her love interest, it's usually after Guy A has already mind-fucked them into a lack of trust for all guys. By this time, the lady is assuming that all males are just out to "pump-and-dump," and Guy B has huge amounts of trouble showing their genuine, noble intent. By this time Guy A has had such an impact that should they ever split up, Guy B's reputation will be dragged through the mud, while Guy A is already hard at work on the next victim.

This doesn't have to be the way the world works, but most of the time it is. In the case when A and B are both mooning over the girl in question, B must use slightly more emotional force to show they're serious. Being the nice guy all the time is a recipe for doom, since most people seem to want someone that will bring equal parts comfort and conflict.

The trick is to make sure that you're being told the truth, in its entirety.

1 comment:

Lee said...

"Fuck has 4 letters in it!"

I don't believe in this entirely. Being a girl I should know something about attraction. While a guy being nice (Guy B) may seem underplayed and make them not as noticeable as someone like Guy A, I think that Guy A may be a little too much. Girls can definitely tell when a guy is being way too, what's the word? Over the top. (which turns out to really be a sentence and not a word lol) Over the top guys are kind of a turn off if you ask me. Guy B may be shy and not express himself as much as Guy A but he may get more attention because the girl may think Guy A is too much and wants to get away. Lol.